Osiris

OSIRIS MHYRNGRYZDYL

Chaotic Neutral Elven Hexblade - Level 5


Appearance - Wears fashionable clothes, chain shirt and cloak. Has a signet ring that on close inspection has had the family name carefully removed from the inscription. Other jewellery includes gold earrings and a gold necklace.

Thrown out of the family home at a young age, he became adept at using charm to get food and then whatever else he could, however he didn't have the most accute sense of where to stop, which generally resulted in fights or being forced out of town.

Maybe that's the real reason behind him saying "You should try everything once, and to do that you have to get around a bit, that's why I keep moving"

Though a more frequent utterance is normally somewhere along the lines of "I heard there's a brothel full of one-eyed witch nymphs in Sigil, let's see if we can find it"

Adventuring drive: Wants his name to be feared, admired and respected throughout all the known worlds.

Birthplace: Elfindorwae - A small place but there are always travellers coming and going.

Abilities
14 Strength
12 Constitution (14-2elf)
10 Wisdom
10 Intelligence
17 Dexterity (14+2elf+1@4th)
16 Charisma (14 natural +2 cloak)

10,000 XP
46 HP (10*3+3cons) + 2d10(8+3+2cons)
5 BAB
7 Melee Attack - - - 2 handed fighting, -1 penalty to each hit = 6
8 Ranged Attack
17 AC

Saves
2 Fortitude
4 Reflex
4 Will

Elf Immunity to magic sleep effects
Elf +2 racial saving throw bonus against enchantment spells or effects.
Hexblade - Arcane Resistance +3 resistance on saving throws against spells and effects
Hexblade - Mettle A successful Will or Fortitude save that would normally have a give rise to a lesser effect, is now completely negated.

Skills
4 Diplomacy (+3 Cha)
5 Bluff (+3 Cha)
3 Intimidate (+3 Cha)
6 Concentration (5 +1 Con)
3 Climb (1 +2 Str)
4 Balance (1 +3 Dex)
2 Knowledge (Arcana)
2 Spellcraft

+2 racial bonus on Listen, Search, and Spot checks
Search check to notice concealed door within 5 feet
Languages: Common and Elven.
Familiar grants +3 bonus on Spot checks in bright light
Low-Light Vision

Feats
Combat casting +4 Concentration while defensive, grappling or pinned
Power attack - melee attack, + melee damage. 2 handed = double
Two weapon fighting -2 to each weapon

Martial Weapon Proficiency elf/hexblade
Light Armor Proficiency hexblade

Special
Hexblade's curse 2/day 60ft range, free action. Subject takes -2 penalty on attacks, saves, ability checks, skill checks, and weapon damage rolls for 1 hour. Will save (DC 10 + 1/2 Hexblade class level + 3 Cha)

Spells
First level:
Protection from evil
Sleep

Rockdaw
Hawk Familiar
Size/Type: 20 inches tall, 5 feet wingspan
Hit Dice: 1d8 (4 hp)
HP: 23
Initiative: +3
Speed: 10 ft. (2 squares), fly 59 ft. (average)
Armor Class: 17 (+2 size, +3 Dex, +2 natural), touch 15, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +0/-10
Attack: Talons +5 melee (1d4-2)
Space/Reach: 2½ ft./0 ft.
Special Qualities: Low-light vision
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 6, Dex 17, Con 10, Int 2, Wis 14, Cha 6
Skills: Listen +4, Spot +16
Feats: Alertness, Weapon Finesse

Stuff
Masterwork Longsword
Masterwork Shortsword
Cloak of charisma +2

1 x 5gp Signet ring
1 x 30gp Courtiers clothing
1 x 45gp jewellery (earrings and necklace)
1 x 1gp Waterskin
1 x 5gp Component pouch
1 x 2gp backpack
1 x 2gp Sunrod
1 x 1gp Flint & steel
1 x 1sp Lamp
2 x 2sp Oil
5 x 5sp Rations
1 x 1sp bedroll

30gp 9sp

I recently obtained a lot of pictures of Elves. Most were of warrior calibre and barbarianish, but some many interest you. I'll post any relative here.

Seems okay so far

I'll post some female pictures incase looking at the pictures changes your mind.

Cunt. You took the one I didn't want you to use. That's part of my personal collection, but you're welcome to it of course.

He looks like a right nasty bastard, take-no-prisoners motherfucker in the picture, so don't turn him into a gay hippy tree huggy fagwag plxthxbye!

You need anything else chief?

Yeah I didn't really think you had PS'd it, just waffling. Anyway yeah now I have that picture I'm thinking of changing his name to Norbert the Stamp Collector, got a nice ring to it.

Did I do my hit points right? +1 for cons per level and the rest gives me double what everyone else has?

Uhm.

Yes. It's all correct so far. Your BAB is your base attack bonus, that only changes per level. It's adjusted by either STR or DEX basically due to melee or ranged attacks. So best to keep your BAB normal, or just write down your BAB adjusted by STR/DEX.


I suggest he's a Sensate or Cypher for planar faction, unless you want to be clueless, which may work for you.

I'll have a think about that, as simply remembering the rules is posing enough of an issue at the moment

Alright. I have deleted all the crappy posts and edited the picture, removing the others. I hope the final above is okay, although it only took my 7 seconds so I won't be too unhappy if you say it's shit.

It's darker, more grim and highlights the central figure, which is what the picture is about. Anyway.

He looks like a total miserable cunt, so I hope you roll on those lines. One thing I will mention is your INT/WIS stats. Those stats aren't really in game things, as it were. It's hard to impossible to actual get PCs to make decisions based on their own INT/WIS/CHA, unlike the physical stats. Thus I hope you realise that you will be expected, at least by me, to be average intelligence and common sense wise.

Charisma you can do what you wish with. High charisma does not mean nice guy at all, so that's free to do what you wish. Just when I find your smart ass talking about astrophysics or something I'm going to deny your PC said it. KK

Just a tip. Stats for the class/race aren't everything. I have a barbarian with 7 CON.

Yeah the pic is a lot better thanks.

This level of intelligence etc kind of suits me for the moment, I'll undoubtedly try and do some pretty stupid things anyway.

Tired now, Duffman out.

more elves eh? this party is getting gayer by the minute.

but yeah looks fine to me bruv, one point for us/you to consider with the roleplaying:

elf/drow thing. we have got around this one by having korr and elvanshalee coming from strange places which dont feature that particular war. now, thats ok for two but a third is (in my view) downright odd, so have a think about your characters reaction to dark elves with a view to us getting past it successfully somehow.

for the record i made my drow elf first, so there.

PS: love the mascara, does he veet his manpussy too?

Haha yeah he borrowed yours when he was rifling through your knicker draw.

My character won't have a problem with anyone's background, partly cos he doesn't give much of a shit and partly cos he accepts the chaos of the cosmos, poetic eh. He does pay attention to their foreground though, "nice tits darlin" etc. So we're gonna get on just fine