Guess Who?

That's right, it's everybody's favourite university student! Just checking in to see how horribly you guys are doing without me.

I've got so many questions! Is Iain still a massive perverted wanker? Wait, no, actually, that's the only question I have. You better not have gotten soft with me not around, Canty (hurr hurr).

So how much does you miss me? Please refrain from being TOO overly dramatic in your analogies.

I miss you like I miss the smooth silky feel of crude oil working its way into my arse crack.

yep zerts, i too miss you. i miss you like the case of piles i got after a transatlantic flight back from LA.

Awwww, you guys