Planescape rip-off

A woman goes to her doctors a little worried, "Doctor, I think I maybe ill.." she says.

"Everytime I go to the toilet, a hot blast of air shoots out of my vagina... it sounds a bit like 'spurs are a top four club!'".

The doctor laughs reassuringly, "Don't worry miss, a lot of cunts say that".

lol, I don't even know what the hell #1's photo's supposed to be XD.

he drew that in MSpaint!

I lie not!

MS Paint is on the cutting-edge of drawing programs, curse you.

By the by, I stole that picture. It's a BEE.

i think he meant, WTF is the black and white phot about?

I'm forever throwing bottles!
Pretty bottles in the air!
They fly so high, nearly reach the sky
Then like West Ham
They fade and die
Arsenal's always running
Chelsea running too
And so's the Park Lane Tottenham
Running after you!

best thread derail ever =)

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¿ʇıuuı 'ɹǝʞool ɐ s,ǝɥs ¡ʍǝɥd ¿pɹıq ʇɐɥʇ s,oɥʍ 'oslɐ

Carol Vorderman

haaaaawt

shes my mom

double haaaaawt then

yo mom is a smakhed

yo mom is a smakfoot

one more pos tand you're a fag

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BIG FAT CUNT

BIG FAT CUNT

MY EYES!!!