Re: Random Question Thread!

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It's due to the amount of fluoride the government puts into the water for mind-control purposes. An unfortunate side-effect to unquestioning obedience.

What is the best flavour of cake?

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Vomitted up cake.

The guy that discovered beer, genius or fiend?

[JohnBoy]

fiend *falls over*

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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That question has been answered. Yet the question was for space.

As I said, 3 bits.

What's the average amount of seeds on a sesame seed bun?

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One.

What time zone do astronauts use?

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English, like the rest of the conquered world!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightblub?

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None. Blondes are physically incapable of interacting with electrical shit that closely.

Which is the worst country?

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Zertistan. Full of cunts and ruled by a cunt.

If you're drunk and suck off a tranny, are you gay?

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Depends on if you get caught.

What kind of clothes would God wear?

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I'm currently wearing a pair of calvin klein boxers and a dressing gown. Thanks for asking.

What's the best sport in the world?

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The sport of love.

Paper or plastic?

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Plasteel.

What's better, China or Japan?

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China, because you can eat off China.

Who would win in a fight: an astronaut or a caveman?

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A caveman. Whilst the astronaut can fly and will have a laser gun. Caveman as born from rock thus uneffected by lasers and would throw rock, breaking the astronauts rocket pack, sending him soaring, comically, around in circles before crashing into a volcano. For sure!

Who would win out of a pirate V ninja dual?

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Pirate, because I SAID SO. No whimsical description from me. I ain't that fancy - like pirates.

Who would win between a vampire and Big Foot (the monster-man OR the monster truck, take your pick)?

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I'm thinking Big Foot the Monster Truck. All those cunning vampire powers just don't work on five tons of steel. Also I'm pretty sure it could wheel spin to rip it's head off.

Coke, Coke Zero or Diet Coke?

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Diet Coke Zero.

Which came first, the chicken or the T-Rex?

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T-rex. Animals with feathers developed much later, the first being the Raptor (around what is now Iran/Iraq), which is what the chicken descends from (it couldn't fly either).

What's the most nerdy name ever?

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Iain Canty. Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrd.

Who decided that a day is made up of 24 hours?

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Dr Physics and Mr Gravity.

What is the best computer game ever?

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Both in terms of story and graphics, there can only be one answer: Pong.

Why does the word "colonel" not sound anything like it's pronounced?

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Because the word colonel comes from lesbian ninja cat girls from space that placed human beings here on this planet to yeah, breeeed and they were the colonels, yup, that'd be it. Also something about writing it down and dyslexia.

Why is a "mouse" called a "mouse"? The computer kinda.

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Because computer mice are the first experimentation in making cyborgs, combining the wonders of technology with the mousiness of a mouse. Or, for a more boring answer, they're small oval things with cords that kinda look like tails.

Who invented the slipper?

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Mr. Slip Slippery McSlipper

If Ninja's use Ninja-tos, why don't Samurais use Samurai-tos?

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Samurais don't need no fancy swords. They're old school like that.

How many people can you fit into a phone booth at once?

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1 wanking white guy.
32 niggers and a basketball.
6 million jews with an ashtray.

If everyone on the planet had to have one of the seven deadly sins, which one would you choose and why?

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