Re: Random Question Thread!

by ^^Truth 8th September 2010, 4:38 am

1 wanking white guy.
32 niggers and a basketball.
6 million jews with an ashtray.

If everyone on the planet had to have one of the seven deadly sins, which one would you choose and why?

by #1! 8th September 2010, 5:31 am

Wrath. Because nobody would ever REALLY pick that in answer of this question.

Following on that, if you could add an eighth deadly sin, what would it be?

by ^^Truth 8th September 2010, 6:16 am

Religion.

If you could add a ninth deadly sin, what would it be?

by #1! 9th September 2010, 1:59 am

Talking loudly on cellphones in public places.

How tall does a person have to be to be considered "tall"?

by ^^Truth 9th September 2010, 4:27 am

About four inches bigger than yourself.

How fat does someone have to be, to be considered American?

by #1! 10th September 2010, 2:17 am

Once they start making their own notches in their belts, they're officially American Sized™

What's the difference between a boat and a ship? Or a cart and a wagon?

by ^^Truth 11th September 2010, 4:30 am

Size, doh.

What's the most popular flavour of ice cream? Turtles doens't count.

by #1! 11th September 2010, 8:08 am

Placenta-flavoured ice cream.

What is the best number?

by ^^Truth 11th September 2010, 12:14 pm

Seven, I reckon,or 43, cos when I was like, 15, maybe 14, and I was totally high, somehow I saw some shit whilst on weed and like, totally worked out that the answer to life was the number 43, not sure why, but I reckon in time, it'll make sense. Maybe at 2043, maybe when I'm 43, maybe when I buy a lottery ticket and add the numbers to 43, regardless, totally 43 beats 7, but 7 is close, totally, yeah!

What's cooler, a square or a circle?

by #1! 12th September 2010, 2:25 am

Squares are way cooler, mostly because they have corners and edges. Sharp ones. They'll cut you if you say they're not cool, broski.

What was wrong with the old forum colour scheme?

by ^^Truth 13th September 2010, 10:02 am

Nothing, although at times it felt like it was Halloween, also I like to play with stuff when I'm bored... infact I may change your avatar to some old gay men screwing soon.

Why is marmalade calles marmalade? I mean, why not Orangeade.

by #1! 13th September 2010, 12:17 pm

Because marmalade is not actually made of oranges. It's made of marmal. Don't even try to ask what that is or look it up. You won't. The Government doesn't want you to know the Truth.

Why do birds suddenly appear?

by ^^Truth 14th September 2010, 7:49 am

"...every time you are near?" he sings.

Why aren't spiders insects?

by #1! 15th September 2010, 2:28 am

Because they're arachnids. That's why, because Science says so, biatch.

What is delicious?

by ^^Truth 15th September 2010, 3:16 am

A word.

What's more fun than a Hello Kitty pajarma party with balloons and strawberry ice-cream?

by #1! 15th September 2010, 2:27 pm

Nothing.

What can change the nature of a man?

by ^^Truth 15th September 2010, 8:37 pm

Tons.

War. Shower rape. Winning the lottery. Drugs. Hello Kitty Pajarma Parties. Etc etc etc.

Why do cats have "nine lives"?

by #1! 16th September 2010, 2:40 pm

According to Wikipedia it's, basically, because they land on their feet a lot and are squirmy little devils.

Why are so many of the PS PCs elves?

by ^^Truth 16th September 2010, 6:29 pm

Because I made one first and everyone follows the leader?

Why do you suck and not play with us anymore?

by #1! 17th September 2010, 3:27 am

Because I'm too cool for school.

Why do so many dictators have mustaches?

by ^^Truth 17th September 2010, 8:15 pm

Because moustaches are the sign of being a really manly man, in ways that non-moustache wearing girly men cannot understand and with being a proper naughty manly man, comes proper naughty power to exert over girly men.

Why isn't American Football (or just football), called Handball, or perhaps girlyball?

by #1! 18th September 2010, 6:18 am

Because Americans think that their sport of heavily-muscled freak men in layers of padding is the same as regular football. Or they're just dumb.

Who invented the question mark?

by ^^Truth 18th September 2010, 7:44 am

Me actually. In yen years, after I invent the time machine.

Why do cows have like four stomachs?

by #1! 18th September 2010, 7:56 am

The number of stomachs one possesses dictates your cosmic importance. Driven jealous by their stomachly supremacy, the crafty ape called Man rose up and enslaved hisbenign bovine benefactors. And that is why beef tastes so good. Vegetarians and groups like PETA are actually clandestine organizations bent upon restoring the cows to their rightful place in the world.

What is a "yen year"?

by ^^Truth 18th September 2010, 9:06 am

It's when japanese money rains from the skies! But it only happens every yen years!

What's better. Half-life 2, Deux Ex or Fallout 3?

by #1! 19th September 2010, 4:35 am

Those are all good games, but Rainbow Ponies Extreme Spelling Safari is the best game, ever.

Do ants dream?

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